Well I got your motivation right here!
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)
I read that quote recently and thought that it was appropriate for our situation. Picture your least favorite part of the Bar Exam process, then spit on your hands and hoist the Black Flag. We're Pirates now and we're going to raid the cruise ship upon which the Bar Examiners are luxuriating. And we're going to make them walk the plank, if they're lucky.