Tuesday is the first day of the next three days in which you will change the rest of your life!
OWN this thing!
KNOW that you own this thing!
Because YOU DO!
If an old man like me can do it, YOU can do it!
Get tough, get mad, and tell them YOU'RE A LAWYER!
You can THINK like a lawyer, and you can WRITE like a lawyer!
So go out there and BE A LAWYER!
And on Thursday afternoon, when it's all said and done and you're chatting away pleasantly with your proctor, tell 'em that you're sorry, that you enjoyed your little visit, and that you will happily not be spending these three special days with them ever again!
Then bring the good news back here to share with the rest of the world.