Okay... I took a few minutes from my study schedule to run down to the local auto parts store (I look at these guys as "merchants" now and the UCC pops into my head, isn't that sad?) to pick up a $35 relay in the hopes that it solves my $1,000 starter problem.
I also took a minute to add a picture of myself, the Grand Poobah. I'll take it down if I start receiving complaints. (;-)>